Archive for February, 2007

Father held for trial in death of toddler

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

At a preliminary hearing today, Allegheny County homicide detective Robert Opferman testified that Mr. Page confessed that he became mad at Nyia because she kept taking off her diaper. Although Mr. Page initially said he backhanded her, Det. Opferman said Mr. Page confessed that he kicked her between the legs, then put his hand there to try to stop the bleeding.

He then took her outside, still crying, intending to put her in a sewer, the detective said. But he instead opted to abandon her in a playground. She was wearing a sweater and was wrapped in a blanket.

Her body was later found a short distance from the blanket.

District Judge Scott Schricker ordered Mr. Page to trial on charges of homicide, kidnapping, aggravated indecent assault, aggravated assault and false reports to police.

The indecent assault count is new.

Mr. Page has pleaded not guilty.>

TBH, I can barely compose myself enough to write about this subject without going off on a vulgarity-laden tirade. My only hope is that my blog is read by convicts currently serving in the Allegheny County Jail and Western Penitentiary and that they welcome “Mrs.” Page (William Lorenzo Page) in a way that would befit a homicidal pedophile. Before I continue with my thoughts, I must remind my readers that this is simply a rant and opinion and I will not be held accountable for the actions of others. Some people dream about winning the lottery, others dream about their favorite team winning a national championship, my dream is that “Mrs.” Page is made to bleed like 23 month old Nyia was by his hand (or foot as he claims). I hope that his anal cavity is abused soo severely that he becomes crippled from the anus down so that he is forced to wear adult diapers. Finally, I pray that he is not given the death penalty – instead, I want him to serve a life sentence in the general population (not in any sort of protective custody) and I wish that “Mrs.” Page is abused soo severely that he begs for death every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year and that he lives to be 100. Seriously, though, people who know me know that I am a forgiving person except when a death is involved and when it involves a child, forgetaboutit. This creature is absolutely deplorable – IT is not human and IT deserves no respect, no humanity, and no dignity.

btw, here is a key for those who may have not been able to follow…

Mr. Page = “Mrs.” Page = IT

Human Excrement Piece of Crap

Health Department issues peanut butter warning

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

If you haven’t already heard this news, you better take a look at the peanut butter residing in your pantries/cupboards and in some cases, refrigerators. Peter Pan and Great Value (generic) are the brands currently affected by this nationwide recall. Take a look at the number sequence on the top of the lid of your peanut butter and if the number sequence begins with “2111”, you may have unluckily been exposed to Salmoenella. Funny thing is, I see these types of recalls all of the time and pay little attention to them – this one, however caught my interest due to the proximity of where much of the outbreaks are occurring (NorthEast (NY)) and sure enough, I actually have one of the contaminated batches :O – I purchased mine at a Giant Eagle a while back and actually did suffer a bout of what I thought was a stomach flu (half of my jar is actually empty). Anyways folks, this is local…this is here, this is not somewhere else. Which brings me to my next thought about all of this…did you know that the CDC (which was originally investigating this outbreak) believes that the first illness attributed to this bad batch of peanut butter occurred back in August of last year?! Since than, another 300+ (that they know about) people have been infected with Salmoenella. Over 20 percent of those people required hospitalization to treat their illness. ConAgra Foods (the company responsible for this) said in the aftermath of a salmonella outbreak, that consumers should throw away all Peter Pan and Great Value peanut butter jars produced by ConAgra that have that product code. I have a better idear, bag that can in a ziploc bag and call a lawyer! Believe me, anybody that knows me would find that quote shocking that it actually came from my lips. I hate frivilous lawsuits and the likes, but, in this grand country of ours where corporations can even commit murder, the pocketbook is the only method that is out there to punish these entities. Notice how ConAgra already has their “spokespeople spinners” busy at work…I seriously have to wonder the following:

1. Why did our government (CDC & FDA) allow at least another 300+ people to get very sick since August 2006?

2. Why did ConAgra Foods Inc. allow at least another 300+ people to get very sick since August 2006??

Heads should roll for this travesty and this process that ended in ConAgra finally issuing a recall after over 6 months should be thoroughly scrutinized! I have a simple solution to this that would make the USA a much safer place – hold people accountable – PERIOD! If someone dies due to this illness, charge the CEO of ConAgra with second degree murder – if he knew about this outbreak and deliberately waited 6 months before being forced to issue a recall by the FDA, than he should be charged with CAPITAL MURDER (due to premeditated circumstances)…seriously though, I am sick of corporations being able to not only take huge tax advantages over the common man, in addition, being immune from prosecution even if their decisions result in someone’s death – that is simply wrong!

I would ask my readers to stop purchasing the following products: Banquet, Chef Boyardee, Egg Beaters, Healthy Choice, Hebrew National, Hunt’s, Marie Callender’s, Orville Redenbacher’s, and PAM and to contact their legislators and ask them what punishment is going to be levied upon ConAgra foods and their decision makers – guess what the answer will be – NOTHING…I’m not sure if you knew this or not, I am actually a bit clairvoyant…watch this and be amazed…I predict that a class action lawsuit will be brought against ConAgra foods for this debacle and ConAgra will end up “settling” the case out of court….ConAgra Spinsters will state that they did this so that “no further harm would come to the families involved”; yet, the “terms of the settlement” will include the following: “ConAgra foods admits no wrongdoing”….I am an amazing psychic, aren’t I?

U.S. Mint launches first presidential $1 coin

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Usually I launch into some long drawn out tirade about things like this, but, my only thought about this particular snippet is if they truly do intend to replace the George Washington $1 Bill with a coin counterpart, what will happen to the world of exotic dancers? Will cheap men around the USA be forced to adopt the Lincoln $5 bill as their new tip? Will this mean shorter time spent away from their wives and girlfriends? I have been told that fifty singles can keep a fella busy for at least an hour or so at one of these gentlemen clubs, 10 5’s however, will get you in and out of there in a hurry :p. How will this affect strippers themselves? Will exotic dancers be forced to adopt coin-bank stockings into their very skimpy attires? The conspiratist in me seems to think that this is some sort of Republican backed right wing agenda to quitely stymy a large public area of the pornography business. Please feel free to share your thoughts about this with me.